$h!t my kid says....

"Layla! Go put on underpants**!"

"I go BYE-BYE!?"

"No, but you have to wear underpants anyway."

"Why?!"

*SIGH* Apparently, in Layla's world the only time one needs to wear underpants is when leaving the house. LOL

**I have developed the habit of calling them "underpants" since my friend Lauren screams everytime I say "panties" :)

Tales of Molly the Moose Dog

Molly is our 15 month old black lab. We've had her since she was 7 weeks old, and she's great with Layla. She's extremely hyper and about the happiest dog you could ever meet, however she is also an unruly BEAST. I affectionately refer to her as our "moose."
This dog can eat anything, and believe me she does! In the last few months I have caught her eating or found she'd crapped out: a complete, intact sock, her name tag, 2 (new, unused) tampons, a children's book, and today an entire candle. Yes, a CANDLE, unscented at that. What possesses her to eat these things is a mystery to me, but she does. She has a ton of chew toys, bones, etc. And those "tough toys" that are for the chew master  in your life? They never last more than 2 days, sometimes less than 24 hours.  The only thing not destroyed is her XL Kong toy, but she loses interest in it after a day or two. She seems hell bent on conquering the challenge of chowing down on the inedible. Oh, our silly moose. :)